I have a friend called Bryony Kimmings, she wears silly hats, likes the bad boys from Grange Hill and pretends to a 9 year old girl.
first met Brioche / Brie / Brienonie / Bryan Adams at the Junction in
Cambridge, we hated each other. I thought she was a performance artist,
she thought I was a dick.
3 years down the line Bryony is
one of those friends you'd happily hold back her hair when she's vomiting
in the gutter even though she can be really annoying and talk about
being an 'artist' all the time.
She makes nice work that makes me laugh and she's common.
Bryony launches a music video / campaign to become famous on the
internet, yet again dressed as a Princess. I have a 3 sec part in this
video but my starring role comes in the making off videos which are out
Bryony wants to go viral and has asked me to
tweet Catlin Moran in order to get this more views than the dancing pony
but I'd rather tell real people like yourselves.
Spread this video wider than you would go for a gynaecologist.
Go on, she's my mate. X