THIS IS DEAD

Mess Update: This morning I felt a bit dirty buying 13 sponge cakes, pasta sauces and copious amounts mentos and cream, it wasnt what Tesco.com was designed for. I've got that 'its 10days until my show' anxiety kicking in, which for those of you who haven't put something 'on' means your shitting yourself nobody is going to turn up. Professionally these are things one shouldn't admit to the public, but I think it makes for a much more interesting read and a more rounded performance if you know the in's and out's. Are you coming?